Nuggets of Comedy from the Fake Brewers

The Brewers have been playing well as of late, but during the free-fall of their nine game losing streak and beyond I discovered that a number of fake Brewers exist on Twitter. When the Crew wasn't very fun to watch. these guys were pretty amusing to read.

Craig Counsell (@craigcounsell)

Turns out with Adam Stern and Braun both here the Brewers lead the league in Jew. 8:37 AM May 29th via web

JJ Hardy left his phone in my car after dinner last night. Why does he have the CDC on speed-dial? 10:14 AM May 24th via web

Jeff Suppan (@FakeJeffSuppan)

2 innings, just like when I start 9:57 PM May 6th via Seesmic

this bullpen stinks tonight....no seriously Hoffman's been dropping ass all game 8:05 PM May 11th via Seesmic

Gregg Zaun (@notgreggzaun)

#thingsblackpeopledo not play catcher. 8:27 PM May 22nd via web

From here on out, I'm going to shit in the glove of any pitcher who blows a late-game lead for us. If I can shit that much. 9:27 AM May 20th via web

Todd Coffey (@faketoddcoffey)

@notkenmacha called a great game tonight. No blown saves or anything. 9:40 PM May 24th via Echofon (the Brewers were off that night)

Fml. #brewers 6:42 PM May 17th via Echofon (1 IP, 5 ER for Coffey)

Doug Melvin (@fakedougmelvin)

Zach Braddock will not be joining the #Brewers this weekend -- we've maxed out our quota of pitchers who can throw above 96 MPH at one. 1:12 PM May 21st via web

@bobwait is my first follower! If you can throw less than 88 MPH and manage to keep your ERA over 5, you got yourself a 3-year deal! 6:39 PM May 20th via web

And finally, the manager for your Milwaukee Brewers, Ken Macha (@notkenmacha)

Though we've got to say good-bye For the summer Darling I promise you this I'll send you all my love Everyday in a letter Sealed with a kiss 7:17 PM May 18th via web

It was an early morning yesterday I was up before the dawn. And I really have enjoyed my stay But I must be moving on. Goodbye Stranger! 7:15 PM May 18th via web

This is the end, Beautiful friend, This is the end. My only friend, the end. -- Jack Morris was a genius, too bad he died so young. 7:12 PM May 18th via web

(This was after Trevor Hoffman blew his latest save and the losing streak stood at 8. Personally I think "Goodbye Cruel World" by Pink Floyd would've been another appropriate reference.)